Democrack Platform

I have decided to run for public office, and I am joining the democrack party they got the best

platform. They got Abortion, they got welfare, they got the gay and lesbians rights, they own the African American vote, they are for higher taxes, amnesty for the illegal aliens, bigger government, more programs for the poor, Hmmph....
What do the Republicrats offer,
Go to work, get a job, be independent, do it all by yourself. Big deal!